All this excess stress I can´t take it
Slow that thing down, pump ya brakes kid
Why you gotta be all up in her face kid?
The ABS will get you numbers & the name kid
I mean really, houndin´ ol´ girl, was that really necessary
See your itinerary is all off
You need to be hauled off
She start flippin´, she ain´t trippin´ it´s your loss.
This is a simple case of an anti-brake pumper
You don´t have to talk to women bumper to bumper
That mighta got you a couple of numbers when you were younger
But dude switch your whole approach, that ain´t proper
Be a gentleman& try to be gentle man
The essence of stimulation mental man
But if your acting like you just got out the kennel man
Put your foot on the pedal & pump
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If your girl´s in ya face & she´s outta place
What you need to tell her is... PUMP YA BRAKES
If you´re out with your girls & he´s pressin´ you hard
What you need to tell him is...PUMP YA BRAKES
Now if you´re underage & you´re actin´ all grown
What you need to do is PUMP YA BRAKES
If you´re offended by this record, then you know that´s you
What you need to do is...PUMP YA BRAKES
Outside the restaurant Girl sees Boy, Girl likes Boy
Girl meets Boy, Boy doesn´t know that Girl thinks he´s fly
Boy´s a nice guy, so Boy says ´Hi´
Boy´s Girlfriend returns from going to park
She sees them together this ignites a spark
Boy´s girlfriend has a real loud bark
Now this is where the pumpin´ of the brakes should start
Girlfriend thinks that something´s going on
Girl tells Girlfriend nothings going on
Boy´s in the middle of the commotion beginning
Girlfriend´s mad cause Boy keeps grinning
Now, why is he grinning but that´s beside the point
Girlfriend should chill before they roll up in the joint
Jumping to conclusions gets you no where honey
Pump ya brakes or be a crash test dummy
Dummy
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[SNOOP DOGG VERSE:]
Rule #1, is just like #2 the who do´s and what nots & what you should dizz-oo
No loud talking, no back talking, If you do either, believe it, you´re
back walking
I hate to sound rude but then again, I have to
My rap thang and my mack game, It´ll smack you , click clack you, spit at you
I don´t do it cause I want to, I do it cause I got to
I got a question to ask you, would you fall, stand tall, ball, or let em
smash you
If I was you & you was I, would you keep it G or would you stay fly
If you was rich in a ditch, living low, would you push the button,
Keep it cuttin´ or would you just let it go
Calm down little homey & know what your dealing with before you run up on me
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