[Intro:]
People!! It feels so good to be back.
Ladies and gentleman, introducing the new and improved you know who
[Verse 1:]
Never been the type to bend or budge
The wrong button to push,
No friend of Bush
I´m the centerpiece, your the Maltese.
I am a pittbull off his leash,
All this peace talk can cease.
All these people I had to leave in limbo,
I´m back now,
I´ve come to release this info
I´ll be brief and let me just keep shit simple.
Can-a-bitch don´t want no beef with Slim?
Noooo!
Not even on my radar,
So won´t you please jump off my dick
Lay off and stay off,
And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance,
Aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw
[Chorus X2:]
Y´all C´mon now,
Let´s all get on down,
Let´s do-si-do now,
We gon´ have a good ol´ time.
Don´t be scared, cus there ain´t nuttin´ to worry ´bout,
Let your hair down,
And square dance with me!
[Verse 2:]
Let your hair down to the track,
Yeah kick on back.
Boo!
The boogies monster of rap,
Yeah the man´s back
With a plan to ambush this Bush administration,
Mush the Senate´s face in and push this generation,
Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like,
This white hot light,
That i´m under,
No wonder,
I look so sunburnt,
Oh no,
I won´t leave no stone unturned,
Oh no i won´t leave,
Wont go nowhere,
Do-si-do,
Oh, yo, ho, hello there
Oh yeah don´t think I won´t go there,
Go to the Beirut and do a show there
Yah you laugh till your muthafuckin´ ass gets drafted,
While you´re at band camp thinkin´ the crap can´t happen,
Till you fuck around,
Get an anthrax napkin,
Inside a package wrapped in saran Wrap wrapping,
Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping,
Fuckin´ assassins hijackin´ Amtracks crashin,
All this terror America demands action,
Next thing you know you´ve got Uncle Sam´s ass askin´
To join the army or what you´ll do for there Navy.
You just a baby,
Gettin´ recruited at eighteen,
You´re on a plane now,
Eatin their food and their baked beans.
I´m 28 ,
They gon take you ´fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy?
When i say Hussien you say Shady,
My views aint changed still Inhumane,
Wait,
Arraigned two days late,
The date´s today,
Hang me!
[Chorus X2:]
[Verse 3:]
Nothin´ moves me more than a groove the soothes me,
Nothin´soothes me more than a groove
that boosts me,
Nothin´ boosts me more,
Or suits me beautifully,
There´s nothin´ you can do to me,
Stab me,
Shoot me,
Physcotic,
Hypnotic, product I got the antibotic.
Ain´t nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God i talk alot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la,
oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta,
Keep movin´,
There´s more music to make,
Keep makin´ new shit,
Produce hits to break
the monotony,
What´s gotten into me?
Drug´s, rock and Hennessey,
Thug like I´m ´Pac on my enemies,
On your knees,
Got you under seige,
Somebody you would give a lung to be
hun-ga-ry,
Like a fuckin´ younger me,
Fuck the fee,
I can get you jumped for free,
Yah buddy,
Laugh it´s funny,
I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing,
I´m past bluffing,
Pass the K-Y,
Let´s get ready for some intense,
erious ass fucking!
[Chorus X2]
[Outro:]
Dr. Dre., wants to square with me,
Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me,
X to the Z, wants to square dance with me,
Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me,
Cana-bitch won´t square dance with me,
Fan-a-bitch, won´t square dance with me,
Canada-bis, don´t want no parts of me,
Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you-----YEE-HAW!!!